I Fought A Deer and The Deer WON

Here is the story, as told through photos and the thoughts of the deer and me...

 

Me: I'm going to take a photo with this deer.
Deer: Here she comes.

 

Me: What a cute deer.
Deer: Go into her bag quick, while she's distracted!

 

Me: Crap my map!
Deer: SUCCESS!



Me: No Mr. Deer, you can't have that.
Deer: Excuse me, what the heck are you trying to do lady, that's mine!



Me: That's a good deer. Stealing is wrong.
Deer: OH HELL NO, did you just take that from me!

 

Me: Ahhh... this deer is chasing me!
Deer: GIVE THAT BACK, NOW!

 



Me: Defeat
Deer: Victory

Deer 1, Jocasta 0.